Post by cannibal on Feb 25, 2009 21:14:02 GMT -5
After the events that transpired at the "Camp Absurd Brutality" facility last week, and the recent K.O.M.A Newsletter with Xavier Langdon; We at the Versus Network finally have gotten Wade Wilson to convince ECL newcomer 'No Name Maddox' to sit down and do an interveiw with us. Langdon had some harsh words for Maddox, and it seems to me that there must be some tension brewing between the two heavyweight stand-outs.
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[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Okay, No Name Maddox? Please forgive me if I'm a little jumpy around you, I know your reputation and it's a little unnerving to actually be sitting near you. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to begin asking questions?
Nothing but a cold stare followed as the words rolled off of my tongue certainly an intense individual.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Now first of all, I'd like to address your rather unusual name, so unusual in fact - you don't have one? Why is this ... ?
I can't help but point out, listening to him speak for the first time ever since his first appearance on the scene. His extremely deep barritone voice, only hoarse, extremely intimidating.
[ No Name Maddox: ] - ... No parents. No existence. No name.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Okay, short, sweet, and to the point. Umm ... It was noted by many witnesses to your underground smokers .. or 'Pit Fights' .. That ... As soon as the fight starts, you responde with immediate homicidal aggression. This is intriguing, I've heard of aggressive fighters before, but the way they have you described .. It sounds as if you're literally trying to 'kill' your competition ...
[ No Name Maddox: ] - Because I am ...
When that sentence was completed. My heart was in my throat, my heart started to beat rapidly. I knew that if the Athletic Commision were to let this man fight, somebody was going to get hurt, or even killed. But what he said next chilled me to the very core of my existance ...
[ No Name Maddox: ] - Systematic. Extermination.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Excuse me what?
[ No Name Maddox: ] - I didn't stutter fuckstick.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, it disturbed me quite a bit. Ummm ... Xavier Langdon. He claims that you're just an animal who deserves to be locked up in a federal penitentiary. But he also has expressed an interest ... Or an obsession rather; of fighting you. Any response to Langdon's comments?
[ No Name Maddox: ] - No. Besides the fact that the fight probably will eventually be booked, and Xavier Langdon will find himself entering with a chip on his shoulder. And exit in a bodybag.
I could no longer continue this interview. I'm a good reporter, here to report news on my favourite sport, Mixed Martial Arts. Not interveiwing deranged psychopath's hell bent on causing injury, comatose, or death to a fellow competitor. I just could not go on. You got your story, I'm sorry to say, I will not be doing another one. Find another man to report this monster.
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[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Okay, No Name Maddox? Please forgive me if I'm a little jumpy around you, I know your reputation and it's a little unnerving to actually be sitting near you. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to begin asking questions?
Nothing but a cold stare followed as the words rolled off of my tongue certainly an intense individual.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Now first of all, I'd like to address your rather unusual name, so unusual in fact - you don't have one? Why is this ... ?
I can't help but point out, listening to him speak for the first time ever since his first appearance on the scene. His extremely deep barritone voice, only hoarse, extremely intimidating.
[ No Name Maddox: ] - ... No parents. No existence. No name.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Okay, short, sweet, and to the point. Umm ... It was noted by many witnesses to your underground smokers .. or 'Pit Fights' .. That ... As soon as the fight starts, you responde with immediate homicidal aggression. This is intriguing, I've heard of aggressive fighters before, but the way they have you described .. It sounds as if you're literally trying to 'kill' your competition ...
[ No Name Maddox: ] - Because I am ...
When that sentence was completed. My heart was in my throat, my heart started to beat rapidly. I knew that if the Athletic Commision were to let this man fight, somebody was going to get hurt, or even killed. But what he said next chilled me to the very core of my existance ...
[ No Name Maddox: ] - Systematic. Extermination.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - Excuse me what?
[ No Name Maddox: ] - I didn't stutter fuckstick.
[ Rich Wentworth: VN: ] - I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, it disturbed me quite a bit. Ummm ... Xavier Langdon. He claims that you're just an animal who deserves to be locked up in a federal penitentiary. But he also has expressed an interest ... Or an obsession rather; of fighting you. Any response to Langdon's comments?
[ No Name Maddox: ] - No. Besides the fact that the fight probably will eventually be booked, and Xavier Langdon will find himself entering with a chip on his shoulder. And exit in a bodybag.
I could no longer continue this interview. I'm a good reporter, here to report news on my favourite sport, Mixed Martial Arts. Not interveiwing deranged psychopath's hell bent on causing injury, comatose, or death to a fellow competitor. I just could not go on. You got your story, I'm sorry to say, I will not be doing another one. Find another man to report this monster.